I wish I could go to the moon to escape Justin Bieber’s fans.

I wish I could go to the moon to escape Justin Bieber’s fans.

underthemountainbunker:

Sarcastic Rover: meanwhile on Mars


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Sarcastic Rover: meanwhile on Mars

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Depressed Darth poem

Depressed Darth poem

darwinsminion:

quantumaniac:

Neil deGrasse Tyson - Words of Wisdom

More like Neil dePERFECTHUMANBEING Tyson

Mary Poppins was a Time Lord….Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson is onto something here.

Mary Poppins was a Time Lord….Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson is onto something here.

George can’t go to the store and buy a Coke

George Zimmerman’s attorney speaking on the ‘difficulties’ of his life, post “ground-standing.”

The irony is depressing.

(via nilesheron)

Neither can Trayvon Martin… you know, the person George murdered.

(via temporarydust)

Trayvon was murdered for going to the store to get a tea and Skittles, so he couldn’t either. This attorney can fuck right off 

(via tsotchke)

What Will Smith had to say on the topic:

Have no fear. This Pope will be received into God’s Kingdom of Heaven when he dies, just long enough for God to say unto him "What the Fuck Pope ‘Child Rape’? Say hi to Lucifer for me you asshole. Now get the Fuck Out & enjoy burning for all of eternity with your child raping priest friends!"

Have no fear. This Pope will be received into God’s Kingdom of Heaven when he dies, just long enough for God to say unto him
"What the Fuck Pope ‘Child Rape’? Say hi to Lucifer for me you asshole. Now get the Fuck Out & enjoy burning for all of eternity with your child raping priest friends!"

New Year’s Day falls on a Sunday this year. U2 must be locked in a daisy chain of celebratory dick-sucking.

Patton Oswalt (via mattpayton)

Let’s hear it for U2 jokes!

(via hman)

rick perry more upset w obama for lack of parade for iraq war vets than w george w bush whose policies got them killed.
Batman keeps it real for these spoiled little brats and their iPhone & iPad misery.

Batman keeps it real for these spoiled little brats and their iPhone & iPad misery.

underthemountainbunker:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” — The First Amendment

Police in Riot Gear Raid Zuccotti Park, Order Protesters to Vacate | NBC New York

Hundreds of police officers, some in riot gear, descended on Zuccotti Park after midnight Tuesday in a surprise sweep of the Occupy Wall Street headquarters.

It comes just two days ahead of a massive planned demonstration Thursday marking the movement’s two-month anniversary.

Police handed out letters to protesters ordering them to temporarily evacuate the park. Police said the eviction will improve health conditions.

Campers were ordered to remove all their tents. Police claimed it was a health issue.

The New York Times, “Police Clear Zuccotti Park of Protesters”

Hundreds of New York City police officers early Tuesday cleared the park in Lower Manhattan that had been the nexus of the Occupy Wall Street movement, arresting dozens of people there after warning that the nearly two-month-old camp would be “cleared and restored” but that demonstrators who did not leave would face arrest.

The protesters, about 200 of whom have been staying in the park overnight, initially resisted with chants of “Whose park? Our park!”

The massive operation in and around Zuccotti Park was intended to empty the birthplace of a protest movement that inspired hundreds of tent cities from coast to coast. On Monday in Oakland, Calif., hundreds of police officers raided the main encampment there, arresting 33 people. Protesters returned later in the day. But the Oakland police said no one would be allowed to sleep there anymore, and promised to clear a second camp nearby.

“NYC authorities clearly feel OWS eviction is just and reasonable. That’s why they are doing it at 2 am and barring all press.” — @gzornick of The Nation (via kateoplis)

lau-ra-sau-rus: FYI the bull has been surrounded by cops.

@NewYorkObserver “Here with credentialed photogs from NYT, WSJ, and Reuters; they’re also being barred.”

images: kateoplis


Source: ocelott

fearandwar: They’re locking up citizens in their own houses. Jesus Christ. Is that even legal?

inothernews: New York City police commissioner Ray Kelly was personally on hand to supervise the dismantling of the tents in Zuccotti Park.

inothernews: WITHOUT PREJUDICE   Once inside Zuccotti Park, police tore down the tents and tarps that had housed Occupy Wall Street protesters for two months.  (Photo: Robert Stolarik / The New York Times)

inothernews: Zuccotti Park has been cleared. But as an Occupy Oakland demonstrator said, “The movement is about more than just the space here.”

NYPD reportedly will allow protestors back into Zuccotti Park later this morning, but without tents and sleeping bags.

Source: paxamericana

SEE LIVESTREAM: Occupy Wall Street protesters, having been evicted from Zuccotti Park, have massed in Foley Square just north of Zuccotti Park and City Hall.

There is no excuse for this. Anonymous put it best:

And here is another take on what is going on in Oakland

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP.
WE STAND WITH YOU OAKLAND.
STAY SAFE.
STAY PEACEFUL AND THE EVILS OF THE POLICE WILL BE EXPOSED.

This is Awesome!

This is Awesome!