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A growing number of Christians who believe in Creationism now think that Jesus rode a dinosaur to work. (I’m not kidding)
So if God helps Mitt Romney win, isn’t that Voter Fraud? I mean is God Registered in all 50 states? Will he have to show ID when he votes? Which “God” is going to help Mitt: The Evangelicals’, The Baptists’, The Catholics’, The Lutherans’, The Mormons’?
Bottom Line: To all Right Wing Nut Jobs, let’s keep Religion out of Politics. Because regardless of what you may think, they are not the same.
ihatepeacocks.com wishes to make a statement
There is a growing movement in this country that we are wholeheartedly opposed to. More and more, people have come out in support of something that we find disgusting. Recently, some fast food chains have been in the news taking a stance against this and there has been a bevy of different reactions.
We here at ihatepeacocks.com want to make our position very clear, we are 100% against Chicken Fucking. It is disgusting, it is unhygienic and it goes against nature. A man was not meant to lay with a chicken. I don’t know if it says that in the bible because we don’t read fairy tales, but if it isn’t, it should be. I mean, how disgusting is that. Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the news and didn’t hear a story about a chicken being raped or a teenager at Taco Bell T-Bagging some all white-breast meat. Chicken Fucking and Chicken Fuckers need to be stopped.
[Oh, but we believe in equal rights for everyone regardless of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation or age. So of course that means we fully support Same Sex Marriage. So suck on that bigots!]
