Freema Agyeman — Alana
Godfrey Gao — Marko
Yaya Dacosta — Gwendolyn
Josh Holloway— The Will
Amanda Seyfried — The Stalk
Saoirse Ronan — Izabel
Vincent Cassel — Gale
Gaspard Ulliel & Robert Pattinson — Upsher and Doff
Benedict Cumberbatch/Hugo Weaving/Tom Hiddleston? — Prince Robot IV
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Look, I’m not trying to be insensitive about this disaster, but come on. When the story first broke, you could see CNN’s collective boner from space.
Republican Jesus is Republican.